“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
IM CRYING WITH REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER MY INSIDE PARTS HURT SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
h E LPD WHAT IDCS AIR
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via governessed)
(via rachelkiley)
"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. He taught me that if you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it at full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good. Hot is no good either. White hot and passionate is the only thing to be"
— Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald (via pale-afternoon)
(Source: faithmckay, via rachelkiley)
“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”
Laughing so hard because its so true
(Source: skate-high, via rochewastestime)
@SaveSanditon!! Say NO TO JUICE BAR! Retweet, & spread this poster!! Save @SanditonScoops!
(via bennetdiaries)
River Song, worst alarm clock ever.
(Source: wilfulwilf, via governessed)
David Tennant’s problems with his father-in-law’s mooching.
(Source: theheroheart, via governessed)
(Source: sloth-paradise, via theashleyclements)
Wow.
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
(Source: ssscuttlebuttt, via kindle-the-stars)
If other planets switched places with the Moon, this is what you would see:
This is the Moon.
But imagine for a second that the Moon switched places with other planets. This is what you would see (subject to staying alive, of course):
Mars:
Venus:
Uranus:
Neptune:
Saturn:
Jupiter:
Gallifrey:
(Source: did-you-kno, via governessed)
(Source: shotamune, via fuckyeahfeminists)
